Only Retards Want To Be Celebrities

	Duration: 01:24 minutes Upload Time: 07-07-13 04:28:14 User: seanbedlam :::: Favorites
Description: http://theseanbedlam.blogspot.com/ Maybe the difference between wanting to be an astronaut or a celebrity is that one person wants to do amazing things, while the other would rather catch hepatitis C than think. Too harsh? Fuck 'em. I hear on The Grapevine of Horror that many, many young people answer "I want to be a celebrity", when asked why they should be considered abortions that somehow slipped through. Has life become that awful, so dog eat dog, that young, up-and-coming polesmokers are proudly announcing to anyone unfortunate enough to be able to hear stupid people that they want to be fucking celebrities? Please take your big American gun and blow my brains out on Sunset Boulevard, for I cannot live in a world that stridently proclaims it's cuntishness. Actually, don't, I enjoy planning my escape from these zombies. I'm like a survivalist, holed-up in my cellar with supplies and ammo. Our retarded "education" systems may well splorge out vast numbers of thinking-in-cartoons worker-cabbages. Mountains of terrifying evidence may echo with the sounds of hair-trigger bullshit avalanches, but am I scared? No! For I have a plan. And I guess "plans" are what set us humans apart from the rampaging hordes of fame-vampires. When all you've got is a stupid fucking hunger to succeed, you're no worse than a dog. I like dogs, by the way, but I'm making a point, so don't get all smoochums on me. What we're trying to understand here is that a human brain has a left and right side, and if you bother to hook them up properly- fuck, not even properly! If you make some attempt to exercise your grey matter you can think about calling yourself human. Right? But if you insist on being a freaky cabbage then you are walking, gibbering evidence this world needs to be changed- by and for humans.
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seanbedlam ::: Favorites You're gonna make me famous! 07-07-26 22:56:43 _____________________________________________________
ipabs ::: Favorites Best commentary eva! 07-07-30 05:55:52 _____________________________________________________
chz999 ::: Favorites Yeah, but when you're famous you can do cheesy infomercials after your 15 minutes is up. 07-07-31 04:25:43 _____________________________________________________
seanbedlam ::: Favorites ..keeping that cocaine money rolling in.... 07-07-31 05:27:28 _____________________________________________________
Xmanne ::: Favorites Famous or lame 07-08-03 09:59:26 _____________________________________________________
nostrildoll ::: Favorites wow dude. May I suggest some ex-lax? Apparently you have been constipated for years. Time to relax... 07-08-14 11:22:48 _____________________________________________________
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cadenceenewjersey ::: Favorites Find a fun fling today at DAYFLING dot COM 07-08-14 18:09:42 _____________________________________________________
Willowthebluefairy ::: Favorites read books? what are they?....heh heh. Are there any famous insane fairies out there? I think not because we like to hide at night and steal peoples teeth and give them nightmares when they have eaten cheese before going to bed. Ok I am convinced I have to sub you now cos thats 3 good videos in a row 07-08-15 07:18:00 _____________________________________________________
Witek84 ::: Favorites You're the best thing on Youtube. I can't stop laughing. I especially liked the end of this video... 07-08-17 10:02:34 _____________________________________________________
yofauner ::: Favorites Wow. That was really intense. Guess you don't want too much positive exposure? 07-08-18 17:10:30 _____________________________________________________